Real mfers know a guy with a dad bod is way better than some dehydrated body builder
“Beefy” doesn’t just mean muscle, it means MEAT, put some food in this guy, get some meat on his fucking bones, I wanna sink into his tits like a foam mattress
tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels “intrinsically feminine” is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career
he’s a classically trained painter. he’s been a lawyer for over a hundred years and won only one case. he captained the titanic for two seconds. he swore to never go back to england because some english guys were mean to his wife. he was jack the ripper. he burned down two buildings to help fund a high school volleyball team. he can play every single instrument. he stuffed a living human man into a coffin because he got baby fever. absolutely no one’s doing it like him
its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money
people on twitter are like “you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries” meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378
Imagine having an ancestor who’s playable in civ
imagine having an ancestor who gets killed in an assasains creed game
in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her
she reveals she’s robbed him and he’s like oh that’s fine lol if you needed money you could have just asked :) and writes her a check for a million dollars and asks when he can see her again and she’s like dang this guy is insane??
he was terrified she could never love him for bruce wayne meanwhile selina’s like okay edgy badboys are OUT rich himbos are IN but its the same guy
she expects batman to try to stop her at some point but he never does so she concludes that he just really hates bruce wayne for some reason which makes him all the more attractive
batman realizes she’s falling for bruce for real and he’s not even jealous he’s just like “you really like him? 🥺 that’s great 🥺” and selina’s like wtf
anyway she sneaks into bruce’s study or whatever to crack the safe hidden behind the painting and it’s full of roses, jewelry, bruce’s blank checkbook and a little note asking her to dinner. he thinks that this is normal behavior btw
ALT
